No knitting today. (Okay, there could be knitting, but most of it is a secret.)
Instead, I would like to show you a photo of my closet.
Yep, that's the closet. Want another look?
Notice something about my closet? Yeah, it's empty. Completely empty.
Where's all the stuff, then?
How about all over my freaking bedroom. If I show you a larger photo you might never escape. My bed is under there somewhere.
No, I'm not moving out (yet). Verizon is installing fiber optic cable in the apartment complex, and they have to run it through the closets. I hope they finish work today so I can vacuum and put everything back where it belongs, otherwise you know who will be sleeping on the couch tonight!