Aliens have emerged

In the almost three weeks I was gone from California, my front lawn has been invaded by malicious alien life-forms.

Bamboo shoots, to be precise.



Aside from the fact that you can almost watch them grow - which, admittedly, is pretty cool - these things are terrifying. The biggest ones are nearly a foot tall, bigger around than my wrist, and pointy. It's like the bottom of a tiger pit out there.

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Sarah said…
That is so weird! The shoots look like the heads of lawn gnomes that have been buried.
8:57 AM
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